Reply to Hardenburg

  Count Kastor, Baron, General and Elector, leader of the armies of the famed realm of Averland, protector of The Moot, destroyer of chaos and cultists (this Includes the dictator, suppressor, river pirate, and head of his merchant gang styling himself Vyshnevtsky II), killer of orcs, goblins, ores, dragons, giants (of various sizes), fell bats, Beastmen, Dark Elves, vampires and  skaven. The Wielder of the Averland Runefang, true successor of Marius Leitdof, the late noble and rightful governor of the aforementioned state of Averland, Master of the Dwarven Road and the River Aver, dismisser of the Stirlander rebels and pettifogging, mistrustful carpet sellers of Hardenburg, who are ill bred and fail to make up for it by having an honest and loyal hart, like all his stalwart subjects and citizens. Who, with the whole support of the loyal nobles of his realm of Averland, Tillia and Estalia, the valorous knight's of the blazing sun and The Moot,  says"Take your "conditions" cover them in salt, pepper and some Bretonnian dressing...then cast them from the battlements into the moat, for they are a thing of little consequence and this is the best they deserve. In other words.... get stuffed!"